Doped Pasha!

It happened again!

 

Before I knew what was going on Ani imprisoned me in the PTU this morning and dragged me to the evil dentist place!

 

People,

 

They did unthinkable things to me!

They talked about even worse things!

Surgery?... again?

As soon as possible?... what the....!!!!

Pre-cancerous growth??!!!



If I look stoned it's because I am!!!

 

I'm taking bunch of meds now, so I'm a little out of it :)

 



Dear God, please make Ani pay for this.... literally!!!



we appreciate more prayers coming our way!

 

XOXO

 

 

 



Pasha the cockatoo!

I was having my Sunday siesta today...

 

... When Ani called me and woke me up!

 







What is it Now?

Ani: Pasha, look! your forehead looks like a cockatoo's :) tee-hee!!! 

 



 

 

 

Ha ha, very funny!.... NOT!!!



 

"Sweet" troubles!

I'm telling you people,

Ever since I showed off my "gray" qualities Sweet has started coming on to me!

 

You be the judge:



I was minding my own business rolling in the grass when Sweet approached me!



Hey Pash, what are you doing?
Nothing, just rolling in the grass here!



That looks like fun! Can I join you?
Sure, go for it! It really is fun!



Ooh, you're right! This is nice!
Yeah!



Rollin', rollin' rollin'!!!



Hey, what are you two doing in here?



Hey dude, stop! Sima is here!



huh! what? where?
Oh dear!
I'm right behind you big boy!



Hey Ma, I didn't do anything. He just came on to me!
Why am I having a hard time believing that?



You know that I love you my girl! May the liar kitty start drooling!



Hey!!! That's not fair! I always drool when I'm excited!

So you tell me! Who do you believe came on to whom?

 

 





Pasha's ordeal!

People,

 

Let me tell you what I went through today!

 

So, I have this sore spot on my lip after the Vet dentist lady stole my broken beautiful K-9.


 

Let me show you:



See?



 

So, my sneaky mommy had made an appointment for me to go back to the evil dentist!

 

I know... shocking, right?!!!

 



That's exactly what I said!!!



 

I'm a cat. I can smell that kind of stuff from a mile away!

 

I was very suspicious the minute Ani walked up to me being super sweet!

You don't fool me!



 

So, I did what any sensible cat would do!

I ran and hided in places she couldn't find me!

 

She ended up cancelling the appointment!

She said my stress level was too high!

 

That's how it's done!

 

 

Stay tuned people!

You don't wanna miss the shenanigans a certain catlady around here has caused!

 

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Don't nobody listen to that toothless boy! I'm innocent!...

 

 

 

 

 

 



Pasha's Valentine's day!

Today was ♥♥ day! 

 

 My girl Sima and I shared our breakfast together.

 

*(Excuse all the spots on the carpet. Ani has to get a new one.)

Hey babe, let's each one of us keep it to our side, ok pumpkin?

Hm! really?

 

 

I think I want this one from your side!

OK sweetie, I guess you can have it then!

Pst! I ♥ U

I ♥ U 2 big boy!

 

 

Hope everybody had a nice Valentine's day!

♥

 

 

Pasha's 5 shades of Gray! (not suitable for kittens!)

Ladycats,

 

Did you know there is a peep claiming to have 50 shades of gray?

 

Now that's some exaggeration!!!

I've never seen a single gray human not to mention one with 50 shades of it.

However this obviously deceiving peep seems to be very popular with the ladies!

 

Well, guess what!

Ladycats, I have the real thing for you!

I have not one but 5 different shades of mouth watering gray!

Watch this:

  

 

 

1st we start with my sumptuous lips!

Check out the very light shade of gray almost whitish, specially designed to make them more desirable for smooches!

 

 

Next, we have this lavish very dark gray from my head to the tail!

It's designed to ignite my dark mysterious side!

 

The same theme is present in my armpits!

 

See?
 

 

 

My paws however have the purfect blend of medium shade of gray!

You see?

That way it doesn't cause a shock to the ladycats when I whap touch them!
 

 

 

This is where it gets even better!

Check out my multi-gray-shaded mane!

I'm too modest of a gentlemancat to tell you this, but truth be told, you can't stare at it directly.

It just might melt your heart.... literally!!!

 

 

To sum it all up:
 

Here you have it!

Any imaginable shade of gray up and down, head to tail, under and over... all on display for your pleasure, with a bonus tummy shot!!!

 

Ladycats, you may run for a cold shower now!

 

 



Toothless Pasha and dirty Sima!

I have only half of my teeth and can't chew on my beloved grass but there are other options...

 

 

I cam smell them!



Ahhhh!!! You smell so good!

  

 

I can kiss them!

 



I love you my green goodness sticks!



 

 

I can rub my neck to them!



Come to Pash-Pash my beloved!

 

 

 

By the way, Sima is hanging in there.

She has some better days and some not so good!

 

Don't adjust your screen. That's dirt flying out of her :)

 




I rolled in dirty, dusty ground! Yippee!!!



  

Thank you for all your purrs!