Wednesday, January 23, 2013

Pasha is hiring!

Blog Post Typist needed

Reports to: Pasha
Department: catly affairs
Status: Hourly, Non-exempt on continual need

Position Summary:
The blog post typist provides catly support necessary to meet the demands of Pasha the Kitty. General supervision of the position is provided by the Manager himself, Pasha.

Essential Job Duties and Responsibilities:
  • Must be a Human
  • Must be fluent in meowish
  • Must be able to type at least 10 MtHL (Meows to Human Language) per minute
  • Must understand the difference between a purr and a hiss
  • Must be able to yak up hairballs instead of complaining about daily nausea like Ani the current employee
  • Will be required to perform other job duties as requested, directed or assigned.

Job Knowledge, Skills and Abilities:

  • Multi-tasking - must type and give scritches at the same time
  •  Detail oriented - shouldn't forget behind the ears
  •  Time management skills to prioritize which tasks needs to be completed daily, scritches always come first. 
  • Team player - Must be able to play with the entire gang without causing a fight
  • Experience in MS (Meow Support)
  • Required to use 10 finger by touch (for scritches)

Physical Demands/Work Environment:
  • Repetitive use of fingers and hands
  • Ability to lift up to 15 lbs
  • Ability to run after the mean Kitty

To apply please leave a comment. For extra consideration please send some treats (temptations), oh and some Tuna.

Pasha and the gang



Prancer Pie said...

Good luck, Pasha! We would offer our Mom, but she's not any better. MOL!

Sparkle said...

My human totally does not qualify for this position! So if you have any applicants who JUST MISS making the grade, can you sent them my way?

da tabbies o trout towne said...

meowloz pasha...

ya noe...

we haz never meeted yet... in all R cat yeerz...

a purrson who had skillz.....oh any kind .....

be they boy purrson ore gurl purrson ore old purrson ore young purrson....peepulz just haz :

noe skillz

oh, N will 984 cases oh tuna bee all rite....we bee shippin sum now :)

Old Kitty said...

Mr Pasha!!! You offer such wonderful career prospects for one lucky human!!! We hope you get lotsa candidates - or at least lotsa tuna! Yay! take care

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

Hee hee hee, hope you find someone!

The Island Cats said...

If our mom applies for the job, DON'T HIRE HER!! She's no good!! ;)

Pretinha said...

Pasha isso quer dizer que você demitiu Ani? Oh você é muito exigente...

Katie and Glogirly said...

Good luck, Pasha...
it's hard to find good help these days.
; ) Katie

Cathy Keisha said...

If you find more than one qualified human, send them to me. MOL

Jasper Jazzbones said...

I need someone too Pasha! Our momz are slacking!!

Marilia said...

I miss you!

Knatolee said...

WHo wouldn't want to work for you, O Handsome One?!

da tabbies o trout towne said...


Traveling Cats said...

I just discovered your blog and love it. The photos are great. Too bad you have problems with your eyes. Hopefully you will be able to continue this wonderful place.

Katie and Glogirly said...

Pasha, that video you posted on our blog today was SO funny!!!! LOVE it!
...ah, but I don't think I'm going to be letting Waffles Too GROOM me anytime soon.
; ) Katie