My girl friend Sima and I were on our daily outing today!
All of a sudden we were startled by the mean woofie next door!
We were glad there is a fence between us, so he couldn't jump over!
"Woof, woof" said the big woofie, "I scared you guys, didn't I? Eh!!"
"You don't scare us! We know you can't jump over that fence you sissy dog!"
"Who you callin' a sissy dog? I'm coming over to get you both!"
Sima and I both ran over to the side, so we could watch the gate!
"Don't stare at the gate Pasha! Come down here. I have a plan!"
"What's your plan miss bravy pants?"
"If you do as I say no harm will come upon us!"
"Lie down and pretend you're dead!"
"What? dead?" *Gulp!!!*
"Lie down! you're gonna ruin it!"
"I'll just pretend I'm dead while watching the gate!"
Ani: "Get up you silly guys! He can't jump over the fence!"
"Yeah, we knew that!"
"That was a close one!"
"If it wasn't for my brave guarding of the gate he would have jumped over!"
"You are my brave Hero, Pasha!!!"
We warned you it was long and cheesy :)